this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.
can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
Why can’t you be real Draco?!! 😭😭😭😩😩😩
|—||Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via feellng)|
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